Part XXII

[thunderedge]

Aerith: Yeah
Zack: I guess that makes Cloud the best man.
Zack: though....
Aerith: Of course...
Zack: do you think he'll get jealous?
Zack: he might want to get married first!
Aerith: Knowing him...It'll take at LEAST another year for him to get to the point of ACTAULLY dating.
Zack: Tifa should take lessons from you.
Aerith: *giggles* Probably.
Aerith: And you teach Cloud to be more of a gentleman~
Zack: Really.
Aerith: another dress might do it
Zack: hmmm...
Izzy: (he's very amused by the thought)
Zack: You two could match.
Zack: Ruffles?
Izzy: (oh, Zack, you meanie. XD)
Aerith: Yes. X3 And some lace.
Izzy: (You're making Cloud wear a dress to your wedding? XD)
Aki: (poorrrrr Cloud)
Izzy: (XDDD)
Zack: We need a date, though.
Zack: Can't make plans without knowing when the big day is.
Hades: *poofs into the kitchen* There is NO fucking way in HELL, I will allow this!
Aki: (poor Tifa and Sora etc XD)
Izzy: (:OO Potty mouthhh)
Tifa: *stares*
Aerith: Hmm.
Izzy: (she doesn't know who he is...XD)
Hades: Oh jeez, Introductions, introductions..*glances at Tifa*
Izzy: (I'm happy. XD <3)
Hades: Hades, Lord of the Dead, nice to meet you. Where is Happy-go-lucky buddy!
Tifa: .......
Tifa: *still a bit shocked*
Tifa: You're the one who...Cloud...
Hades: A tall, spikey black headed guy in a SOLDIER uniform walk by here?
Tifa: huh? Zack?
(Hades: I'm sort of--yes
Tifa: What do you want with him!
Hades: that's the guy
Izzy: (she's mad. XD a little.)
Hades: So he's here. Good.
Tifa: ....
Hades: Good, good. *thinks for a moment*
Tifa: *takes her hands out of the sink and goes to dry them*
Hades: Explination! right.
Izzy: (noo, flick soap suds at him. XD)
Hades: Spikey's little Zippity-Zack just proposed the his flower girl, and I can't allow that! He's working under me, and he's going to STAY that way.
Izzy: (....omg. yay.)
Hades: Where is he!?
Tifa: Zack's...to Aerith...wha...
Izzy: (poor Tifa...)
Aki: (XD)
Tifa: What do you mean, he's working for you!?
Hades: He's dead
Tifa: So what!
Hades: *points to self* lord of the dead.
Tifa: ....
Hades: HE IS UNDER ME.
Hades: I need him back.
Hades: I'll say it slower if I have to. And more sanely.
Hades: Zack. propsed. to. Pinkey.
Hades: I CANT ALLOW IT
Tifa: ....
Tifa: *runs past him out of the kitchen*
Tifa: Cloud!!
Hades: ....Spikey DOES have a little girlfriend.
Hades: *smirks* Perfect.
Hades: *takes the liberty of poofing somewhere else *
Tifa: Cloud!!!
Cloud: What is it?
Cloud: *putting away the mop*
Cloud: Something wrong?
Aki: (Hades likes saying 'Zippity-Zack')
Tifa: Just now--
Tifa: Hades--in the kitchen--
Izzy: (with the lead pipe...)
Aki: (XD)
Aki: (whuttt)
Izzy: (Clue reference XD)
Izzy: (haven't you played it?)
Izzy: (the board game)
Aki: (YES)
Aki: (*just got it * XD)
Cloud: Hades!?
Tifa: he said something about Zack--I think--
Cloud: *runs past her into the kitchen*
Cloud: ....
Cloud: There's no one here.
Aerith: Clouuuud, guess whaaaat! :D *comes after him*
Tifa: he's gone...
Tifa: Aerith! You're--
Cloud: *confused*
Aerith: Guess whaaaatttt
Cloud: ...what?
Aerith: GUESSGUESSGUESS
Cloud: ....
Aki: (she's seriously happy XD)
Izzy: (yay <3)
Tifa: ....uh..
Cloud: You got....a new dress?
Izzy: (Cloud, you loser.)
Aerith: NO BUT I WILL
Cloud: huh?
Aerith: No. that's not it. But, what happened entails a new dress :DD
Tifa: Really? Oh…
Tifa: ...
Tifa: *can't think of anything*
Tifa: A party?
Aerith: nope :D
Aerith: Sorta..
Aerith: But nope! :D
Aerith: I'll give you a hinnnnttt
Cloud: ....
Aerith: My boys get a daddy!
Tifa: Ehhhhh?
Aerith: :DDD
Tifa: You mean...
Tifa: It's TRUE!?
Aerith: YESSSS
Cloud: What's true?
Tifa: Oh, no!
Aerith: *twirls out of the room to go back to Zack*
Cloud: *not getting any of it*
Cloud: Wait, what...
Tifa: *shakes him a little* Zack. Proposed to her!
Cloud: WHAT?
Tifa: And Hades is going to do something about it!
Tifa: I'm sorry, I didn't know...I let on that Zack was here...
Cloud: *stuck between the bad news and the...news he's unsure about*
Aki: (XDDD haha)
Cloud: ...dammit...
Tifa: What should we do?
Cloud: ....I don't know...
Aerith: Zaaaack~
Zack: Don't tell me you've told the world all--
Hades: I haven't seen you for a while, Pinkey.
Aerith: ...Don't make me pour water on you again. D:
Hades: That was NOT the happiest of times for me.. *grumbles* But, c'mon. Marry your shmooze in the Underworld.
Hades: If you MUST get married
Zack: What're you doing here?
Izzy: (eheh...schmooze...)
Aki: (XD)
Aerith: What do you want?
Hades: I want my warrior back, kay thanks.
Zack: The offer's tempting, but no thanks.
Hades: ...*raises a brow*
Aerith: *glares at him* We'll be going away. *pushes Zack down the hall to the kitchen*
Hades: ...Hey hey hey! I'm not finished. *appears infront of them*
Tifa: .......
Zack: No, really, I'm flattered, but I've already got a date.
Aerith: Yeah, he does. Good bye. *pushes Zack into the kitchen*
Tifa: *stares as they go past*
Tifa: Aerith? Is everything all right?
Aerith: *turns back around when Hades doesn't leave, and puts her hands on her hips* What would have to be done, to make you leave Zack alone forever!
Hades: *crosses his arms* That would have to be discussed in contract form.
Tifa: *starts when she notices Hades*
Cloud: *steps slightly in from on Tifa*
Cloud: Contract? I don't think so.
Aerith: What would be part of the contract?
Cloud: Don't. He won't keep up his end.
Hades: You don't keep your end, I wont. *looks at him*
Cloud: *glares*
Hades: You didn't find your light, within the designated 1 year and 4 weeks.
Hades: It was part of YOUR contract.
Cloud: .....
Hades: Pinkey here, I'm certain will keep up her side, if she decides to sign.
Tifa: ....no...
Aerith: *crosses arms* Where's the contract.
Hades: Right here. *it appears in his hand in a poof of smoke*
Cloud: !
Aerith: *looks like she's thinking about it, and then reaches for it*
Cloud: Don't--
Hades: here's the pen. *hands it to her*
Tifa: Aerith...
Aerith: *reads the contract over*
Zack: *folds arms*
Zack: I'm not sure I like the fine print here.
Hades: We can work it out. *shrugs*
Aerith: *reads it* "You are forever held in the Underworld, if you cannot complete the timed 3 Herculean tasks Hades has picked out"
Tifa: ....*looks anxious*
Cloud: ....
Aerith: Hmm.
Tifa: ......
Izzy: (She's kind of thinking "....would I be able to do the same thing for Cloud?" >.>)
Aerith: Considering I'd do anything...
Hades: yes...?
Aerith: You didn't name the three tasks. >_>
Hades: I'll tell you later.
Aerith: That's not fair!
Cloud: Exactly...
Aerith: Tell me them, and I'll sign this!
Hades: In that case, they are to defeat both Hydra and Cerberus at once, find and destroy Zippity-Zack's contract, and retrieve your lover's soul from the 'swirling pool of death'.
Izzy: (...swirling pool of death? XD)
Izzy: (is that how he said it in the movie? XD)
Zack: *puts a hand on her arm* Hey, since I'm part of the bargain, I think I'd like a say in this.
Aerith: Sure.
Aerith: But you're not stopping me from getting you out of there. >_>
Zack: ........
Zack: *raises an eyebrow*
Izzy: (uhhh. What was Zack's contr--WAIT)
Izzy: (ZACK DOESN'T HAVE ONE.)
Izzy: (you sneaky bastard, Hades.)
Aki: (XDD)
Aki: (I think Aerith would know that..)
Izzy: (he left because he was NEEDED)
Izzy: (...which is why he has to go back...;_;)
Aki: (Since she knows Zack...)
Izzy: (mehhh)
Aki: (Aerith's so happy, too..)
Aki: (oh well >_>)
Izzy: (I know....argh.)
Izzy: (but Hades is a doublecrossing....#@#*&$(*#$&(*)
Aki: (Maybe Hades' meant Zack's official "I’m dead" contract)
Izzy: (Zack probably going to go back to make him let Aerith go, or something. >.>)
Izzy: (XD "I'm dead")
Aki: (XDD)
Izzy: (....his name in the Book of the Dead?)
Aki: (yeah, that)
Izzy: (that would be quite a task)
Izzy: (cuz...you'd have to look through the whole thing...)
Aki: (Herculean, Iz, Herculean XD)
Aki: (Aerith wouldn't mind. She'd probably actually bring the book home as a souvenir)
Izzy: (XDD)
Zack: ....how much time has she got?
Hades: Since she brought pretty flowers to the Underworld, she gets as long as she wants. The minute she pisses me off, she's done for.
Hades: *crosses arms*
Cloud: *still glaring*
Aki: (He really DOES like flowers. Said so in the myth XDD)
Izzy: (XDDD)
Aerith: hmm.
Aerith: *thinks for a moment before putting the pen to the paper*
Cloud: .....
Tifa: .........
Zack: *watching Hades*
Izzy: (He reeeeeeally doesn't like it, but he knows Aerith)
Izzy: (and how stubborn she is.)
Aki: (She's being smart, actually)
Izzy: (good. XD)
Aki: (She wrote Aerith, and then Zack's last name)
Aki: (we'll like...have to like...sneakily make one up XD)
Izzy: (hahaha)
Aki: (Since it's not her name yet, it wont really count XD)
Izzy: (heeehee)
Hades: *patiently waiting*
Aerith: Here. *rolls it up and hands it to Hades*
Izzy: (and when Hades finds out, it'll piss him off... >.>)
Izzy: (fight scene! :D)
Izzy: (wow, I lose.)